{"month":"8","num":303,"link":"","year":"2007","news":"","safe_title":"Compiling","transcript":"{{ Title: The #1 Programmer Excuse for Legitimately Slacking Off: “My code's compiling.” }}\n[[Two programmers are sword-fighting on office chairs in a hallway. An unseen manager calls them back to work through an open office door.]]\nManager: Hey! Get back to work!\nProgrammer 1: Compiling!\nManager: Oh. Carry on.\n{{ Alt: ‘Are you stealing those LCDs?’ ‘Yeah, but I'm doing it while my code compiles.’ }}","alt":"'Are you stealing those LCDs?' 'Yeah, but I'm doing it while my code compiles.'","img":"https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/compiling.png","title":"Compiling","day":"15"}